1.Roll Call
Chorus
Roll call! shhh boom
Shh-shh boom (x4)
My name's celeste and i'm the best
You think i'm not then your a pest!
Repeat chorus
My name is daphne and i'm the bomb
You try to dis me i'll tell your mum
Repeat chorus
Eeny meeny deccameanie oo wop
Bop-a-leeny atchie katchie
Liberace i love you
If you's a light then you'd be blinking
If you were feet when you'd be stinking
If you were mocking you'd cause a fuss
If you were ruling then you'd be us!
Repeat chorus
Roll call (x7)
Eeny meeny deccameanie oo wop
Bop-a-leeny atchie katchie
Liberace i love you
We are big b.i.g
We are bad b.a.d
We are boss
B.o.s.s b.o.s.s b.o.s.s
We are big, bad and boss
And never at a loss
And you better hope and pray
That our paths don't cross
Eeny meeny deccameanie oo wop
Bop-a-leeny atchie katchie
Liberace i love you
Roll call
Roll call
We're d＆c it's plain to see
There's no one greater than me and me
We came to party
With all of you
And here's a dance we like to do
(repeat)
Shimmy shimmy coco pop
Shimmy shimmy right
Shimmy shimmy coco pop
Shimmy shimmy all the time
Shimmy shimmy all the time
Roll call (x4)
Eeny meeny deccameanie oo wop
Bop-a-leeny atchie katchie
Liberace i love you
I love i love iii love you again
California, oranges, texas cactus
We think you band needs alot of practice
We'll sit you in a high chair
Feed you with a spood
Wrap you in toilet paper
And kick you to the moon
Roll call (x4)
If you're a jock inflict some pain
If you're a nerd then use you brain
If you're a prep go buy some clothes
If you're a loser go pick your nose
The d to the a to the p
To the h to the n to the e
To the c to the e
To the l to the e
To the s to the t
To the e roll call!
2.Ooh Stick You!
Hi! this is my friend daphne and i'm celeste
' ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy
Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy
Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy
Ooh stick you
Ooh stick you! '
Your mama, your daddy
Your greasy, greasy grandmammy
You got a hole in your panty
Got a big behind like frankenstein
Going beep-beep-beep down sesame street
Toot-toot-toot wear army boots
In your ear with a can of beer
Up your butt with a coconut
Ooohhhh!
You go girl!
Eeeeeeeehhhhhhh!
Ooooohhhhhhhh!
Eye!
Do you want me to tell you what i really think about you？
You got facial hair like a polar bear
You blow up like a toad and then explode
Your face looks mean like halloween
You got big red eyes like cherry pies
You got the iq of a digeridoo
You look insane and got no brain
You got a big fat belly like a bowl full of jelly
Your fat mum milly looks like free willy
You go girl!
Ride 'em cowboy!
Yee-ha!
Giddy up horsey!
Ride 'em cowboy!
Pew! pew! pew!
It's like a horror movie isn't it？
Oohh!
Ride 'em cowboy!
Ooh ooh eee!
Ride 'em cowboy!
Do you wanna know what
I really think about you？
You're a little kid that looks like a squid- oh no!
You've got a bad perm like a can of worms- oh no!
Cheeks like a balloon ; face like a baboon- oh no!
Everybody knows you eat the nails from your toes ＆ you rub 'em
in dirt and eat them for dessert!
Whatever!
You got ears on your face like spock in space!
You got teeth in your head like mr ed!
Everybody knows you put fleas in cheese, mix them with glue and
use it like shampoo!
What？
Ping-pong why am i saying ping-pong？
Ping-pong ping-pong ping-pong!
Whatever whatever whatever!
3.I Love Your Sushi
Let me tell ya all about the other night
When we were hanging out at the sumo fight
I was told these guys were warrior fighters
The home come they're still wear diapers
How many doughnuts do ya get through in a day
Just to keep ya looking that way
You're riding the road to self destruction
Hey mister! you need liposuction!
Teriaki makes me happy
Give it up for celeste and daphne!
Teriaki makes me happy
Well that's what he said his name was
I love your shushi
Daphne and celeste - east meets west (ergh)
I love your shushi
We' come to hang in ole' japan!
I thought i'd let ua know that it was hard to go
Away from home alone right here in tokyo
But a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do
And i think it's time we made our japanese debut
It's customary here to take the shoes off you feet (poo ee)
And ya cross your legs on the floor when ya eat
This is no wisecrack but when ya hit the sack
These futons are like a rock
And they're breaking my back
I love your shushi
Daphne and celeste - east meets west (ergh)
I love your shushi
We' come to hang in ole' japan!
You love sci-fi - bonsai - stir fry
I love lucy on my t.v!
You love eastwood cowboy movies
Howdy doody i love sushi
You love rockin' - rollin' - bowlin'
I love lucy on my t.v.
You love noodles - yankie doodles
Howdy doody i love sushi
I love your shushi
Got me a koto in kumumoto
Traded it for an elvis photo
I love your sushi
Kareoked almost every night
I knocked 'em dead with the voice (yea right)
I love your shushi
Daphne and celeste - east meets west (ergh)
I love your shushi
We're telling you japan is cool!
4.Peek-a-boo
It's late, it's creepy, feelin' kinda freaky
All alone in the car - who knows where we are
See that sign we just passed？
It said don't trespass
We're running outta gas, get out of here fast
There's a house - over there
You can knock if ya dare
Voices and shadows comin' through the windows
Some ones heading for the door
If he's weird then he's yours
Hammer house party at amityville
We're ready for you an' dressed to kill
Peek-a-boo!
There's a mummy in armani
And a ghost that walks right through you (so rude)
Peek-a-boo (sounds like pikachu)
Dancin' with a zombie
Those guys sure know how to party
We've crashed a party - a party - a real monster party
Hear the bass is pumpin' - the place is really jumpin'
Say hey! green boy from outta space
Gotta real nice place you - shame about the face!
Voodoo man over there wants to shrink your pumpkin head
Freddy kruger's coming out to get ya
That's o.k., it's alright you
In the crypt tonight
Hammer house part at amityville
We're ready for you an' dressed to kill
Peek-a-boo!
There's a mummy in armani
And a ghost that walks right through you (so rude)
Peek-a-boo (sounds like pikachu)
Dancin' with a zombie
Those guys sure know how to party
Boo! - chuckys swingin' from the chandelier
Bo-hoo! - lizard man cries crocodile tears
Ahhooohh! - wolfman sure got shiney teeth
All the better to eat you with!
Peek-a-boo!
There's a mummy in armani
And a ghost that walks right through you (so rude)
Peek-a-boo (sounds like pikachu)
Dancin' with a zombie
Those guys sure know how to party
Caspers a sap!
Ahh don't say that you're so mean!
5.Spygirl
Dark sunglasses you know they're chanel
Walking down the street - everyone can tell
That she's a woman of mystery a real class act
Nobody can touch her that's a natural fact
Cos she's spygirl what's that in her hand
Spygirl she's taking pictures of that man with a cigarette case
She's a master of doom
At least that's what i feel when i'm spygirl in my room
My friends make fun of me for watching james bond
Strutting round my room like a bombshell blond
But my bikes got spikes and a groovy sidecar
They're just jealous cos they know i'm a star
Spygirl what's that in her hand
Spygirl she's taking pictures of that man with a cigarette case
She's a master of doom
At least that's what i feel when i'm spygirl in my room
'daphne and celeste the federation needs your help immediately,
meet at the abandoned glitter factory at midnight to receive
your instructions, this message will now self destruct'
I got a can of tear gas in the sole of my shoe
A t.v on my watch and a boomerang too
Some hidden microphones that are easy to miss
I'll put on poison lipstick and give you a kiss
Spygirl what's that in her hand
Spygirl she's taking pictures of that man with a cigarette case
She's a master of doom
At least that's what i feel when i'm spygirl in my room
Celeste quick it's the d＆c phone!
Hello？
'change of plan, the enemy has planted a giltter bomb somewhere
on the premisis. get out now!'
Arm yourself d lets go!
Let's go! let's get 'em!
Got your laser gun？
Yea! how's my hair？
Here they come - lock and load!
One false move and glitter bomb will explode!
You think you won't bend under my steel gaze？
Try to cross me once;
You won't walk for days
You'll get stangled, tangled , mangled, sold and brought
If you wonna see me i'll be cruising on my yacht
Cos she's spygirl what's that in her hand
Spygirl she's taking pictures of that man with a popsicle stick
You know she's a star -
Don't think that she don't know cos she knows who you are
Cos she's spygirl what's that in her hand
Spygirl she's taking pictures of that man with a popsicle stick
You know she's a star -
Don't think that she don't know cos she knows who you are
You got your laser gun？
Yea! well here they come now lets lock and load!
Mission accomplished!
6.Never Been To Memphis
Keep ya rib - eyes an' ya rodeo
Keep those cowboys offa my radio
Dancin' in line -
What are ya sheep？ (baaa)
Do you need to be told how to move to the beat
Country and western - gi'mmie my stetson banjo -
Washboard - red neck overload - yea i'm right behind
Their idea of a good time sure ain't mine!
Swap that there - ten gallon hat
For a new york yankies baseball cap
Don't want rhinestones on our microphones
Cos we ain't never been to memphis
No - we ain't never been to memphis
Don't sing to me 'bout no wanderin' star
Or standin' by ya man an' his slide guitar
That chicken weres' supposed to keep ya there
But i'm lookin' around an' you's everywhere
I see you an' garth sittin' up a tree
K.i.s.s.i.n.g.
Ain't gonna happen
Listen to me
I've an allergy to mullet-heads - see!
Swap that there - ten gallon hat
For a new york yankies baseball cap
Don't want rhinestones on our microphones
Cos we ain't never been to memphis
Don't brainwash me from tennesse
No - cos we ain't never been to memphis
Don't want rhinestones on our microphones
Cos we ain't never been to memphis
No - we ain't never been to memphis
Mid 8 step to the left
Jump to the right
Now jump off a cliff
That'd be a beautiful sight
Clap your hands
Rattle those spurs
Yeeha baby most sincerely
From me and her
Rawhide! yea that's my backside
Here on the prairie the gals are real hairy
These cowboy boots are no substitute
Jeepers creepers gimmie my sneekers
7.School's Out
Sittin' in class is a pain in the neck
Hows about me taking a three year raincheck
Gonna do what i want don't wonna graduate
Gonna take a break from everything that i hate
Hey there teach
I'm talking to you
You can't tell me what to do!
Schools out for the summer
Schools for ever
Schools blown to pieces
Head strain - brain drain
School is such a pain!
No tears - all cheer
We want out of here!
Don't care 'bout no popularity crown
The prom king an' queen are just a couple of clowns
We can read an' we can write
What we need to know is where's the party tonight
Hey there teach
I'm talking to you
You can't tell me what to do!
Schools out for summer
(wonna take a vacation from education)
Schools for ever
(getta qualification in relaxation)
No more pencils, no more books
No more teachers, dirty looks
Out for summer
Out 'til fall
We might not go back at all
Schools out for the summer
Schools for ever
Schools blown to pieces
Schools out for the summer
8.Star Club
Do you want to dance
I want this stupid week to end
I'd rather hang out with my friends
Crazy people along the street are yellin at me
So much there is to deal with
I should charge a fee
Tonight i wonna dance
And i need to be free
I want my girls to come with me
Chorus：
Meet me tonight at the star club
Where we can get in for free
If they give you some flak at the front door
Just tell them that you're with me
I know i'm such a lucky girl
I love my life and all the world
All the bad emotions that stop my energy
That's when i know that i got to go
So when you know
You're being lame
You wanna get in on the game
When you can hear the disco beat
As clear as a bell
It's time to rock that funky body
Out of it's shell
So drop by name with the doorman
His name is montell
And he'll make sure you're treated well
X 2
Chorus x 7
Dance the night away
Before i get too old
And feel the music head to toe
Chorus
Love to the rhythm
Love to the rhyme
Love to my girlies
All of the time
Love to the dj
Love to the band
Love to the people
At the hot dog stand
Love to the people that know
They've been clubbing
Love to the people that need a little loving
Grace to the people of the world in need
Come an' shake your booty if you wonna be free
Chorus
9.U.g.l.y.
O.k! i'm a cheerleader now!
U.g.l.y
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly
Hey! hey! you ugly x4
I saw you walking down the street just the other day
I didn't see your damage from that far away
I should have got a clue when the kids started screaming
You walked up to me with your buck teeth a-gleaming
You hair was all frizzy and your face was a mess
I thought it was a sack but it's your favourite dress
You hurt the trees feelings and the birds all flew
I don't mean to insult you - oh yes i do!
Your teeth are yellow they're covered in mould
You're only fourteen you look a hundred years old
When looks were handed out you were last in line
You face looks like where the sun don't shine
Did you fall off a building and land on your head
Or did a truck run over your face instead
There ain't no pill cos you ain't ill
You ugly!
U.g.l.y
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly
Hey! hey! you ugly x2
What you really need is to wear a mask
And book that plastic surgeon fast, girl
You're scary you're hairy i heard about you
You're the main attraction at the city zoo
You're so ugly with a belly full of flab
When you wear a yellow coat people shout out cab! (so funny)
You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big
And with hari like that you should be wearing a wig
Uncle fester remember him
I never knew that you had a twin
You can't disguise your googly eyes
In the miss ugly pageant you win first prize
Your mama says you ugly, you ugly
U.g.l.y
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly
Hey! hey! you ugly x2
Get busy x15
Your mama says you ugly x3
You ugly
U-u-u-u now i feel like blondie
U.g.l.y
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly
Hey! hey! you ugly x2
Quasimodo
Camelbreath
Squarehead
Ugly~
Chicken legs
Pigface
Chin like bubba
Ugly!
Fish lips
Toad licker
Poindexter
Ugly!
Spaghetti arms
Limp butt
Freakshow
Ugly!
U.g.l.y
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly
Hey! hey! you ugly
U.g.l.y you could make an onion cry
U.g.l.y like an alien chased by the f.b.i
U.g.l.y x6
U.g.l.y
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly
10.Hey Boy
Hey boy i been watchin' you
Hey boy - i like the way ya look
The things ya do
Hey boy i been watchin' ya too
Stand in line - get behind
I'm tellin' you
See that boy he's gonna be mine
Do-doop do-doop do-doop do-doop
Do-doop do-doop do-doop do-doop
(all mine)
Hey now - his geeky brother
He's the one for you
Hey now - i'm know it's tough to her the truth
Finders keepers-losers weepers
I'm tellin' you
See that boy he's gonna be mine
Do-doop do-doop do-doop do-doop
Do-doop do-doop do-doop do-doop
X2
(all mine)
Talk to the hand cos the face ain't listening
I'm hot girl an' ya not girl
Bet ya bottom dollar that it's me who'll be kissing him
Cos i'm hot girl an' ya not girl
Hey there when ya gonna see
Hey there someone's gotta go -
It won't be me
Hey there - this ain't the way it used to be
Let's leave him c -
We don't need him
I'm tellin' you
See that boy's a waste of our time
Do-doop do-doop do-doop do-doop
Do-doop do-doop do-doop do-doop
(a waste of time)
Talk to the hand cos the face ain't listening
I'm hot girl an' ya not girl
Bet ya bottom dollar that it's me who'll be kissing him
Cos i'm hot girl an' ya not girl
It doesn't really matter what ya say or do now
All i know there seemsto be no room for you now
X2
Talk to the hand cos the face ain't listening
I'm hot girl an' ya not girl
Bet ya bottom dollar that it's me who'll be kissing him
Cos i'm hot girl an' ya not girl
11.The Camp Song
(d) riding down the freeway
Sunshine coming our way.
Checking out the guys,
While we're grooving to the summer sound.
It's all right, yeah, it's alright
(c) stop off at the shopping mall
Top up on cholesterol.
Give me soda make it tall
Buy myself a volly ball
It's alright, hmmmmmm, yeah it's alright.
(c) ok, we didn't make our grade
(d) do u have to make us pay with our precious holiday.
(c) so cruel, and so un - cool
(d) do anything you want with us but please no summer school!
(chorus)
Young, free you and me
Summer camp aint never gonna get me
Young, free you and me
Summer camp aint never gonna get me.
(c) sun dop down and lip gloss on
This is how we cruise along
(d) nightmares over school is done
We're heading for the summer sound
It's alright oh yeah!
(c) ok, we didn't make our grade
(d) do u have to make us pay with our precious holiday.
(c) so cruel, and so un - cool
(d) do anything you want with us but please no summer school!
(chorus) x 2
(d) never gonna get me never gonna get me.
(c) never gonna get me! no
Young, free you and me
Summer camp aint never gonna get me
Young, free you and me
Summer camp aint never gonna get me.
(d) oh yeah, yeah yeah baby yeah!!!!
(c) your never gonna get me, no, no, no
Young, free you and me
Summer camp aint never gonna get me
Young, free you and me
Summer camp aint never gonna get me.
Repeat 2 fade
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